THE PRESIDENT: How many nukes do we have?ĬHIEF OF STAFF: Please tell me this is just for a trivia contest you're going to. Give me the word, and I can install a small team of specially chosen agents in the shadow of the Kremlin, who will work in the shadows to. THE PRESIDENT: Those are the baddies, right?ĬIA DIRECTOR: A most concise, even insightful view of one of the most tense political situations of all time. Sir, I suggest we focus our attention on Russia. This being 1990, I am now forced to ask if anyone wants coffee. I recommend you do something to establish your administration as an instrument of the American spirit early on. Your current popularity is 50%, which roughly means that given a choice between your administration and a house brick, the average voter would already be half-way down the street after telling our pollster that, sorry, they have somewhere really important to be. President, while we wait for this neanderthal to catch up with the world, I've prepared this report.
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